PATCH UnRacer

Unracering is just riding unaffected by the live, vile, evil influences of pro racing---the sausage-skin clothing, the mister cool sunglass, the microfiche clipless pedals, the blunderbuss bikes with the sub-inch tires, the irrelevant commercial logos, the shaved legs, the grueling rides you can’t wait to be done with, the whole blame rest of it. We didn’t make UP the concept of Unracing. You did before you got serious. Time to get unserious again, and these widgets make the transition a breeze, or your money back.

2.25"

Made in the US of A.