Victorinox Pioneer Knife
It's basically the only Swiss Army knife one needs-big blade, two screwdrivers, awl for making holes, wire stripper (just a notch in the base of a screwdriver, so it's not like you're paying for a tool of limited use), bottle opener, can opener. The screwdrivers are also lid-poppers; the awl is also a scraper; the knife, a fingernail cutter. The aluminum handle beats red plastic. Made in Switzerland, naturally.